How to Win at Every Arcade Game (Without Looking Like a Pro Gamer)
Arcade games: the neon-lit, ticket-spitting battlegrounds of Family Entertainment Centers. Whether you’re there for fun, glory, or the giant stuffed bear at the redemption counter, we’ve got your back. Here’s how to dominate the arcade (and look cool doing it).
1. The Claw Machine: A Battle of Wits and Gravity
The claw machine is the Holy Grail of arcade games—and also the most infuriating.
Pro Tip:
Watch the claw’s grip strength. Some machines give a better hold every few plays, so patience pays off.
Line up your shot from multiple angles. That plush unicorn isn’t going to win itself.
Bonus Tip: Smile confidently while you fail—it’s all part of the charm.
2. Skee-Ball: The OG Ticket Machine
Roll the ball, hit the targets, collect the tickets. Simple, right? Not so fast.
Pro Tip:
Aim for the corner pockets—the 50-point and 100-point holes. Don’t just chuck the ball and hope for the best.
Use a light but steady roll. This isn’t a fastball competition.
Bonus Tip: Celebrate your victory like you just won an Olympic medal.
3. Basketball Shootout: Channel Your Inner MVP
This game isn’t just about accuracy—it’s about speed and stamina.
Pro Tip:
Skip the flashy three-pointers and focus on quick, consistent shots.
Use the backboard to your advantage—bank shots are faster than perfect arcs.
Bonus Tip: If someone challenges you, don’t just win. Dominate.
4. Coin Pushers: A Slow and Steady Grind
Ah, the coin pusher—the game that lures you in with promises of an avalanche of tickets.
Pro Tip:
Drop coins strategically where they’re most likely to push a large stack.
Don’t fall for the “just one more coin” trap. Set a budget and stick to it.
Bonus Tip: Laugh maniacally when you hit the jackpot. It’s good for morale.
5. The Redemption Center: Victory Lap
Once you’ve conquered the arcade, it’s time to cash in your tickets.
Pro Tip:
Go big or save up. Sure, you could get the mini eraser, but wouldn’t the giant stuffed sloth look better on your couch?
Don’t forget to let the kids pick something—even if it’s a rubber spider you’ll step on later.
Arcade Mastery Awaits
Arcade games are part skill, part strategy, and a whole lot of fun. With these tips, you’ll leave the FEC with a smile on your face, tickets in your pocket, and maybe even a victory dance or two.
